Anyone who knows the real Brian Dwyer knows that I’m somewhat of clean freak. Border-lining on O.C.D like behavior, I tidy up things around the house like it’s my job (in fact, it actually was my job for a brief period, when I was a professional cleaning guy back in the spring of 2008). I mean, one of my favorite pastimes as a kid was strolling down the cleaning aisle and taking huge whiffs of laundry detergent bottles at the grocery store (true story).
That being said, one of my dreams as an adult is to someday own a Dyson vacuum cleaner – irrefutably the best manufacturer of vacuums on the planet (the Roles Royce of the medium, if you will, with a price tag to match). Being such a huge fan, you can imagine my unabashed delight when Danielle and I spotted the new Dyson Airblade hand dryer at an LAX bathroom a few weeks ago.
Using a high velocity 400mph blade of air that blasts your hands dry in under 12 seconds, it’s fast. Using up to 80% less energy than conventional hand dryers and 98% lower operating costs than paper towels, it’s efficient. Removing 99.9% of bacteria from the air it sucks in, it’s hygienic – something of a modern marvel. Yeah, this thing pretty much made me want to pee my pants with delight (luckily, there were plenty of toilets nearby to persuade me differently).
With this much innovation in a hand dryer, you can start to grasp how exceptional Dyson is at making things suck.
a) i remember seeing those hand dryers for the first time. FLIPPING AMAZING.
b) It is also a goal of mine, in life, to own a dyson. I started a cleaning company when I was 9. People would pay me to clean their house. HA
Dude. The Miele Carina Canister Vacuum Cleaner.
The best of the best of the best of the best.
melee carnival? WHAT? is it better than a dyson?
i married into a dyson, it is pretty unreal, hardwood, carpet, pet hair, dander. you name it it sucks it.
the first time I experience this wonderful thing was in London with your lovely wife in London when we were taking dance lessons. true story.