if you knew the world was ending in three months, what kind of groceries would you buy? apparently, lots of tortilla chips.

not sure where ‘uncle wang personal game’ is intended to be played, but we sure hope it’s not a basement.

If you couldn’t quite place it, this manifestation of sheer brilliance is the statue on 2nd and Girard.

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Yes, you read correctly – this place is called Cyber Village. It’s a nursing home, and it’s located about 6 blocks from where Danielle and I live. I’m sure it’s a pretty generic nursing home with lots of Jell-O and wheelchairs and reruns of The Price Is Right, but part of me wants to believe it’s actually a place where robots like Johnny 5, Wall-E, and R2D2 go to die.

So my pal Ron Greenwalt found this at a garage sale recently. I don’t think anyone there had the slightest clue as to the importance of the hip hop relic being sold, because Ron procured it for a mere 50 cents. Being the great friend that Ron is (and considering the fact that this shirt is an XXL), he graciously gave it to me as a gift. Truth be told, it doesn’t even come close to fitting me either. Regardless, it’s the greatest article of clothing I own – or will ever own, for that matter.

ALL YOU CAN EAT!